Because this list just isn't in enough people's blogs...

You know you're from Massachusetts when... (deleted indicates where not applicable to me)

1) The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow.
2) The fact that Route 128 and I-95 are pretty much the same thing doesn't confuse you.
3) When ordering a tonic, you mean a coke...not water with bubbles.
4) You can navigate a rotary without a problem.
5) You almost feel insulted when someone doesn't flip you off when you cut them off, or steal their parking space, etc.
6) You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Haverhill and Peabody.
7) You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer.
8) You know that there are two Bulger brothers (both are crooks but you know there are two).
9) You have been to Fenway Park.
11) You laugh at all of the other states in New England.
12) You know of at least 1 diner or food vendor to get something to eat after last call.
13) You can actually find your way around Boston.
17) Colleges are used as landmarks for directions (i.e., Go past MIT until you hit Harvard. Take a right and go past Lesley. Keep going until you get to Tufts. (actual directions).
19) Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday.
20) You know at least 1 guy either named Sean, Pat, Sully, Clancy or Seamus.
21) You think the rest of the country owes you for having things like Thanksgiving and independence.
22) As a kid you laughed at the kids down south who never got to have snow days.
24) The Beanpot is a hockey tournament not a serving container.
26) You can recognize a Revere girl simply by looking at her hair..
28) You know that there is a bigger difference between Roxbury and West Roxbury than just a direction.
30.) When the words "WICKED" and "GOOD" go together.
33.) When you know what a frappe is.
34.) When road rage is Accepted by everyone
36.) When you know what the phrase "BIG DIG" means
37.) When you actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic into one.
38.) When you know where and what "Southie" is.
41.) When St. Patrick's day is your second favorite holiday.
42.) When you Barely ever say "Cape Cod" you say "The Cape"
44.) If you were moved when the Boston Garden was torn down.
46) You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.

I don't pronounce my R's.
I call a garbage can a barrel, a liquor store a packie, a purse a pockabook, a shopping cart a carriage, a water fountain a bubbla, and a milkshake a frappe.
My favorite adjectives are "wikkid" and retahded."
I yell YANKEES SUCK when the Red Sox are playing the Tigers.
I think 6 inches of snow is a "dusting." I ride on the T.
I always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.
I think if someone is nice to me, they must want something, or are from out of town.
To me, any place west of Rte. 128 is the boonies & Cape Cod is a little piece of Heaven.
I am a Bostonian and I'm WICKED proud of it.