Anatomy Exam

Yes, I was the cool person whose cell phone rang in the middle of the anatomy exam. I'm cool, you're jealous. My phone plays a song too, that may be annoying to some: Build me up buttercup.

So. This test was on the large animal dick, balls, and ass, plus thorax, neck, and abdomen. Next test: the legs. Final: the head. Oh man. Where else but vet school (and maybe some medical/psychological areas of study) would masturbation be the correct answer on an exam. Apparently, pigs have a special little pouch in their prepuce (piece of skin that contains penis) that they can masturbate with (clinical significance is that it makes sperm collection more difficult. That's why I like large animals. Forget this diabetes, cushings, cancer, hip dysplasia crap with dogs and cats. I like problems like "masturbating pig" and "nails get stuck in the stomach and poke the heart" and "ate an apple that got stuck in esophagus" and "has S shaped penis and can't mate." All real common problems in large animals. Plus, if you make a mistake, no big deal, the animal can be culled (sold for meat). It all just makes so much more sense.

I think I need tomorrow to be Saturday. I have so much crap to do this week. Blah. Hope I feel more motivated tomorrow