Here's a quiz to piss off Eliz (that kinda of rhymes)

Certified Masshole You are 87% Masshole!

You are not quite a pure-blood Masshole, but this is nothing to be ashamed of. You are proud of your Masshole heritage, yet you are able to associate (and communicate) respectfully with people outside of your beloved state...unless of course they are openly criticizing Massachusetts, or if they are from New York. You are also probably an alcoholic, roman catholic, and/or a UMass student.

Link: The Masshole Test