Steak and BJ day
I'm been seeing a lot of bashing on V-day lately. I do dislike the Hallmark-created holiday and how some women get their hopes up and are sorely disappointed. In response to V day suckage mostly from men, some guy came up with "Steak and BJ Day." There is some conflicting sources reporting the date of the holiday, though it seems to be in March, probably the 14th. What a great holiday. You can't go wrong with steak and a BJ, he he.
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Steak+and+Blowjob+Day
posted by Alice @ 10:20 PM
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Call it the perfect compliment to Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s Day is typically celebrated with flowers, chocolates and all that mushy lovey dovey talk of I Love You and Be My Valentine! That’s great for women! As men, we should feel compelled to have a similar day dedicated to us. That’s Steak and BJ Day. For those of you that don’t know, BJ stands for blowjob and we’re not talking about the shooter (Bailey’s, Amaretto and whipped cream). There’s definitely cream involved but not the one you buy from the local grocery store.
We’re men. We have simple needs. We can call it Steak Day but let’s just be upfront with our women… Steak and BJ Day! You know, after I think about it, forget the steak! So ladies, as a request to all of you women that were treated to a great holiday a couple weeks ago, please kindly cook us a steak and get down on your knees.
In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….
It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!
For more information about this wonderful holiday, make sure to visit: www.SteakAndBJ.com.
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